BOSS OF THE DOS By W. Nulf Once there was a girl I really loved and the girl loved me back. Something went wrong and then it was gone, and my soul went slack. Found a machine that means everything ... gave me what I lacked. Computer with the colored screen ... now I'm running on track. It don't lie and it don't cry; loyalty you can buy. Sits on the desk, never takes a rest, never asks me why. I became boss of the DOS to forget my loss, living the programmer's dreams. Hacking code and working hard ... now life is simple it seems. Girl and I played cards at night for kisses in our happiness. The computer and I play chess 'til light ... I can tell you this is best. She and I manipulated each other with promises and hugs. It's a better life changing bits and bytes... watching out for bugs. Lady and I dressed up of Friday nights... going out "someplace". Computer and I modem over phone lines... enjoying virtual space. Hard and firm, soft and share ... let me tell you about my ware. Technology is where I'm at ... I don't need women there.