BOSS OF THE DOS
                            By W. Nulf

                  Once there was a girl I really loved 
                  and the girl loved me back. 
                         
                  Something went wrong and then it was gone,
                  and my soul went slack.
                         
                  Found a machine that means everything ...
                  gave me what I lacked. 
                         
                  Computer with the colored screen ... 
                  now I'm running on track.
                         
                  It don't lie and it don't cry; loyalty you
                  can buy. 
                         
                  Sits on the desk, never takes a rest, never
                  asks me why.
                         
                  I became boss of the DOS to forget my loss,
                  living the programmer's dreams.
                         
                  Hacking code and working hard ... 
                  now life is simple it seems.
                         
                  Girl and I played cards at night for kisses
                  in our happiness.
                         
                  The computer and I play chess 'til light ...
                  I can tell you this is best.
                         
                  She and I manipulated each other with
                  promises and hugs.
                         
                  It's a better life changing bits and bytes...
                  watching out for bugs.
                         
                  Lady and I dressed up of Friday nights...
                  going out "someplace".
                         
                  Computer and I modem over phone lines...
                  enjoying virtual space.
                         
                  Hard and firm, soft and share ...
                  let me tell you about my ware.
                         
                  Technology is where I'm at ...
                  I don't need women there.